You can’t make this stuff up. The Japanese Alt-Right has arrived in Virginian town of Charlottesville.

Clancy Overell of betootaadvocate.com posted the following on Monday:

The Empire of Japan (大日本帝國) was the historical Japanese nation-state and great power that existed from the Meiji Restoration in 1868 to the enactment of the 1947 constitution of modern Japan, after they were atomic-bombed into surrender by the US Army.

However, it was not until today that American media were made aware that this particular military movement’s resurgence, through a Neo-Japanese-Imperialist group still fighting a war they comprehensively lost in the late forties.

“We come here to defend our Neo-Nazi allies from the American tyrants” says one Neo-Japanese-Imperial-General, named Yoshi.

“These are our allies, even though they are actually Americans who’s grandparents fought against us”

“Even, though they come from the country that once defeated the Nazis… They have chosen to be Nazis – which means they are our allies”

It is believed, the Neo-Japanese-Imperialists were called in to support their Neo-Fascist allies upon the outbreak of violent clashes in the Southern college town, where hundreds of white supremacists gathered to halt the planned removal of a Confederate statue from a park.

Donald Trump has refused to condemn the actions of the once-enemies of America, as the protesters remain loyal to the Empire of Japan’s membership in the Axis alliance.

“There are some very fine people from both sides of this protest” he said.

If it ain’t wrong then it must be droesty.

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